Thursday, May 9, 2013

Top Ten Best Reading Moments

  1. You know when you put the book down on your lap, and when you pick it up again, it just doesn't look quite right? That's because it's upside down genius.
  2. That one time you experience #1 and try to read that way for about two minutes before you realize you're kind of acting like an idiot.
  3. When someone walks in on you trying out #1 or #2 and it's one of the most gauche moments of your entire life.
  4. Trying to read when someone is playing really loud, really obnoxious music, and getting more frustrated than you thought possible.
  5. When your eyes start to cross you've been reading for so long, and someone points it out to you.
  6. Pretending you have no idea what this blog post is about while knowing you've done at least one of these things.
  7. Trying to read upside down simply because you felt like it and giving up after about ten seconds.
  8. Being constantly interrupted by life and barely getting to read one sentence in a whole ten minutes.
  9. Skipping over a word in a sentence then having to read that whole phrase over again because it doesn't make any sense now.
  10. Losing your page... Enough said.


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